I can see the promotional material now: "Come see the Big Fish swallow and regurgitate Jonah again and again! HYGIENICALLY! (Fine print: vomit not included. Caution: prophets may create a choking hazard for small fish. Parental supervision recommended.)"
Ours went over well. Naturally, we we taught them the song "Who Did Swallow Jon-Jon-Jonah?" I resisted--feebly, but successfully--the urge to add a verse, "Who did Ble-ugh Jon-Jon-Jonah?"
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